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Jul. 27th, 2018 03:20 pm"Sir, you don't seem to understand - "
"No, you don't understand!" cries Aramis, standing before the customer service desk. "They can't be discontinued! Magical Cheesy Star Puffs are the only thing my Lucie will eat before daycare!"
"They're not discontinued, sir," the woman - a patient saint, not that Aramis is in a state to notice - tells him. "They're simply out of stock. Apparently - " She eyes him suspiciously over her clipboard, "Someone bought out our entire stock three days ago."
"Yes, she ate them!" Aramis admits, "But that is only a testament to their deliciousness. I ought to be rewarded for my patronage, not punished! I'm going to - "
But Aramis stops, unable to remember the name of the other store that carries Lucie's favorite flavor. He turns and his eyes catch on a tall, blond man. "You, sir! What is the other natural food store?"
"No, you don't understand!" cries Aramis, standing before the customer service desk. "They can't be discontinued! Magical Cheesy Star Puffs are the only thing my Lucie will eat before daycare!"
"They're not discontinued, sir," the woman - a patient saint, not that Aramis is in a state to notice - tells him. "They're simply out of stock. Apparently - " She eyes him suspiciously over her clipboard, "Someone bought out our entire stock three days ago."
"Yes, she ate them!" Aramis admits, "But that is only a testament to their deliciousness. I ought to be rewarded for my patronage, not punished! I'm going to - "
But Aramis stops, unable to remember the name of the other store that carries Lucie's favorite flavor. He turns and his eyes catch on a tall, blond man. "You, sir! What is the other natural food store?"